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In Case Santa Has A Senior Moment…

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You Know You’re To Old To Trick Or Treat When…

And don’t forget Top Ten Reasons Why Seniors Shouldn’t Trick or Treat 10. You keep on knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. … Continue reading

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Stupidity Got You Married, Wisdom Gets You Through It

Joe’s wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to tome she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside … Continue reading

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Where’s My Sunday Paper?

“Where is my SUNDAY paper?!” The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY”. There … Continue reading

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No One Believes Seniors, Everyone Thinks They Are Senile

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so … Continue reading

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If You’re Going To Have A Senior Moment

This is a true account recorded in the police log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her … Continue reading

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