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Mark Twain – Another Rule

“I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.” – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain – A Rule

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.” – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain – The Funeral

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain – Golf

“Golf is a good walk spoiled” – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain – Smoking

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain – Cauliflower

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.” – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain – Remain Silent

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Mark Twain

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