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Little Johnny Said…

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. … Continue reading

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My Father’s An Exotic Dancer In A Gay Cabaret

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… And so forth. However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher … Continue reading

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Learning To Identify Flavors By Their Color

The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red = Cherry. Yellow = Lemon. Green = Lime. Orange = Orange. Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher … Continue reading

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A Little Johnny Story …

Little Johnny calls up Jane and asks her out on a date. Jane says, “Sorry, but I’m on my menstrual cycle.” Little Johnny replies, “So I’ll bring my moped.”

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Little Johnny’s Confession

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, … Continue reading

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Little Johnny To The Rescue – Warning! This Is Hilarious

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?’ When Mary … Continue reading

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