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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

A  police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother? ‘ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

An  elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, ‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

Three  boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ‘My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls  it a poem, they give him $50.’ The second boy says, ‘That’s … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

A  little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl  whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?” Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest  day of her life.’ The child thought … Continue reading

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