Tag Archives: Jokes for Church

A Quickie In The Bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.  They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the … Continue reading

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Two Little Boys

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher … Continue reading

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Mother Superior Called All The Nuns Together …

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonay.”

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A Drunk Stumbles Into A Confessional

A drunk stumbles into a confessional.  The priest hears him come in, but the drunk doesn’t say anything, so the priest knocks on the wall, to which the drunk replies, “forget it buddy, there’s no paper in here either!”

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Confucius says …

Confucius says, “He who farts in church sits in pew”.

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How To Stop Church Gossip!

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

Two  boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think  about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know  how Santa Claus … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

At  Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told  him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the  week his mother noticed him … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

A  Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘Honor thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that  teaches us how to treat our … Continue reading

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

A  Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child  replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’

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