Tag Archives: Aging

New Senior Health Plan

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot … Continue reading

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My Parents Had An Instamatic Camera

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It’s Sad, My Pharmacy List Is Longer Than My Grocery List

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What We Can Look Forward To – SuperSex, Romance, Driving…

SUPERSEX A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to … Continue reading

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We Didn’t Have This Green Thing Back Then

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t  have this green thing back … Continue reading

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The Baby Boomer Trivia Game

Baby Boomer Memory Test Game There are 20 questions.  Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set(DUDE!). Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers… Your mind isn’t as sharp as it once was! Good luck, 1. What builds … Continue reading

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Stupidity Got You Married, Wisdom Gets You Through It

Joe’s wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to tome she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside … Continue reading

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New Senior Health Care Plan

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot … Continue reading

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Dust If You Must

Ladies Remember …. a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. A house becomes a home when you can write “I love you’ on the furniture”.     I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making … Continue reading

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Mother Superior Called All The Nuns Together …

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonay.”

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