Amazingly Enough I Don’t Give A Shit!

Amazingly enough I don't give a shit!
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The Well Mannered Elderly Woman From The South

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the … Continue reading

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The Law Of The Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.  My taxi driver … Continue reading

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Five Life Lessons To Live By

Lesson 1: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her … Continue reading

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Never…

Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog … Continue reading

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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice! Every time someone asks you to do … Continue reading

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Calmness

Subject: Calmness I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner … Continue reading

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