Gentle Thoughts For The Day

- Birds of a feather flock together…and then shit on your car.   – A penny saved is a government oversight. – The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your … Continue reading

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Give A Man A Fish And He’ll Eat For A Day, Teach A Man To Fish And…

Give a man to fish and he'll eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he'll be surrounded by busy bodies telling him how they can do it better.
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Soup Of The Day – Whiskey

Soup of the Day - Whiskey
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Before You Diagnose Yourself With Depression Or Low Self Esteem

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.

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Financial Planning

Financial planning.  In the long term: the car is cheaper

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family  business.     When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a … Continue reading

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Don’t Take A Laxative And Sleeping Pills The Same Night!

Note to self!  Don't take a laxative and sleeping pills the same night!
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Beer – It’s What’s For Dinner

Beer, It's what's for dinner!
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Believe Me I Can Change!

Believe me I can change!
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In Case Of Fire – Exit Before You Tweet About It

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it!
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Let’s Eat Grandpa. Let’s Eat, Grandpa.

Correct punctuation can save a person’s life!

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