Some People Are Like Slinkies

“Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.” – Anonymous

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Life should not be a journey to the grave

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, … Continue reading

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It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

“It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear” – Norm (“Cheers”)

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Spaghetti Western

“Funny thing about weekends when you’re unemployed, they don’t quite mean so much, except you get to hang out with all your working friends.” – Primus

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I Never Met …

“I never met a veteran who fought for socialism” – Anonymous

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Douglas Adams – In the beginning …

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” – Douglas Adams

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Douglas Adams – He was a dreamer

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher…or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams

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Douglas Adams – The meaning of flying

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” – Douglas Adams

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I Hate When My Foot Falls Asleep

“I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night.” – Steven Wright

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Yogi on where you’re going

“You’ve got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” – Yogi Berra

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