Life Is Tough

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

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A Hangover is …

“A hangover is just God’s way of saying you kicked ass last night” – anonymous

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Please Pass Me That Parenting Handbook

“Please pass me that parenting handbook.  I need to smack my kid with it.” – anonymous

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Knowledge Is Knowing And Wisdom Is …

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. – anonymous

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Fathom The Hypocrisy

“Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured … but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.” – anonymous

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Marriage Is A Relationship

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.” – Anonymous

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My Toughest Fight

“My toughest fight was with my first wife.” – Muhammad Ali

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Every Morning Is The Dawn Of

“Every morning is the dawn of a new error.” – Anonymous

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My Wife and I

“My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.” – Anonymous

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Aspire To Inspire

“Aspire to inspire before you expire.” – Anonymous

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