Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do … Continue reading

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Did You Turn Off The Lights And Plug In The Car?

Did you remember to turn off the lights and plug in the car?
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That’s Us In Ten Years

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, "That's us in 10 years."  He said, "That's a mirror, dipshit!"
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Gentle Thoughts For The Day

- Birds of a feather flock together…and then shit on your car.   – A penny saved is a government oversight. – The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your … Continue reading

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I’m Fluent In Three Languages… English, Sarcasm, And Profanity

I Am Fluent In Three Languages... English, Sarcasm, And Profanity
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Give A Man A Fish And He’ll Eat For A Day, Teach A Man To Fish And…

Give a man to fish and he'll eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he'll be surrounded by busy bodies telling him how they can do it better.
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This Is For Not Buying Me A Mercedes When I Turn 16

Laugh if you want, but at least dad stayed cool
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How’s Your Day Going?

Aggressive drivers drive steamrollers. How's your day going?
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Soup Of The Day – Whiskey

Soup of the Day - Whiskey
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A Little Help For The Holidays

Restaurants.com helps you save money! View this post to find out how!

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