Letter From My Favorite Aunt, Mom

Dearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast.  We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, … Continue reading

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Bubba and the Psychiatrist

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come … Continue reading

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Seven Degrees Of Cajun

FIRST DEGREE Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The … Continue reading

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The South

Tennessee The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Tennessee and … Continue reading

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Deer Camp

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Boudreaux’s wife Clotile puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Boudreaux’s friends are very upset that … Continue reading

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Sumbich

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the … Continue reading

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