Trespassers Will Be Hog Tied And Told They Have A Purty Mouth!

Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth!
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Striptease In Front Of An Old John Deere Tractor

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a … Continue reading

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Don’t Read This If You’re From Texas

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent … Continue reading

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The Well Mannered Elderly Woman From The South

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the … Continue reading

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Was Mickey Mouse a Cat or a Dog?

Southerners have a way with words.  Read these comments made by South Carolina Troopers and taken off their car videos.

Southerners have a way with words… These are actual(?) comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” 2. “Relax, … Continue reading

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Sumbich!

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the … Continue reading

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Chamiqua Be Headin’ Fo’ Yo As$

It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as … Continue reading

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First Woman President

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman,  a Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United  States, Susan Boudreaux. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, … Continue reading

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If You Don’t Laugh At These – You Might Just Be A Redneck!

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow  … but she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14. How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?  When you call the front desk and … Continue reading

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In Louisiana News …

The Sheriff pulled up next to a guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up and dumping it into a ditch.  The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?  Don’t you see that sign right over your head?” … Continue reading

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