The Irish Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars … Continue reading

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The Pastor’s Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop … Continue reading

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Priceless! A Little Boy And A Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, … Continue reading

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Two Little Boys

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher … Continue reading

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In The Year 2011 The Lord Came Unto Noah…

In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said, ‘Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build … Continue reading

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Mother Superior Called All The Nuns Together …

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonay.”

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A Drunk Stumbles Into A Confessional

A drunk stumbles into a confessional.  The priest hears him come in, but the drunk doesn’t say anything, so the priest knocks on the wall, to which the drunk replies, “forget it buddy, there’s no paper in here either!”

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Innocence Is Priceless

Alex in church looking at the plaques on the wall

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.  It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had … Continue reading

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One morning a man comes into church …

One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs … Continue reading

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Confucius says …

Confucius says, “He who farts in church sits in pew”.

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