New Disclosure Rules On Doctors Ties To Drug Companies

New disclosure rules take effect on doctors ties to drug companies
Posted in Medical Humor, Pictures | Tagged | Leave a comment

A Cure For Nicotine Patches

Doc, I need a cure for my dependency on nicotine patches
Posted in Cartoons, Medical Humor, Pictures | Tagged | Leave a comment

I Notice You Buy A Lot Of Bandages

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I … Continue reading

Posted in Medical Humor | Leave a comment

Try Not To Think Of Health Insurance Premiums

I want to take your blood pressure, so try not thinking about health insurance premiums.
Posted in Cartoons, Medical Humor | Tagged | Leave a comment

I’m Not A Real Doctor, But I Play One In Cartoons

I'm not a real doctor, but I play one in cartoons
Posted in Cartoons, Medical Humor | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:  Hysterias and Posteriors.” The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed … Continue reading

Posted in Medical Humor | Leave a comment

Nurses Aren’t Suppose To Laugh

“Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional nurse.  In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.  Length … Continue reading

Posted in Medical Humor | Leave a comment

No One Tells Me Sh#t!

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room … Continue reading

Posted in Medical Humor | Leave a comment

A Cardiologists Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor … Continue reading

Posted in Medical Humor | Leave a comment

The Gynecologist Who Became A Mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a  mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up … Continue reading

Posted in Medical Humor | Leave a comment