Women, you can’t live with them, and you can’t kill them.

Dear Freeduh

Dear Freeduh

Dear Freeduh, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked … Continue reading

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Bran Flakes And Eating Healthy

Eat healthy, exercise, don't smoke, don't drink and live longer

Frank and Gwen were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good … Continue reading

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Male Sensitivity

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their … Continue reading

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So We’re 52 Light-Years From Home…And Now…

We are 52 light-years from home and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?
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Why Men Shouldn’t Write Advice Columns

Why menu shouldn't write advice columns
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“I Do” Is The Longest Sentence In The English Language

"I Do" is the longest sentence in the English Language

 

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Aren’t You Wearing Your Wedding Ring On The Wrong Finger?

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”

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Woman Smart. Man Dumb.

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, … Continue reading

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While Creating Husbands, God Promised Women…

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.  And then he made the world round.
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And That’s How The Fight Started!

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled … Continue reading

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