Bran Flakes And Eating Healthy

Eat healthy, exercise, don't smoke, don't drink and live longer

Frank and Gwen were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good … Continue reading

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What We Can Look Forward To – SuperSex, Romance, Driving…

SUPERSEX A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to … Continue reading

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A Man’s Age As Determined By A Trip To Home Depot

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house - mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint.  You have … Continue reading

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I Have A Theory About Bernard’s Mustache

I have a theory that Bernard's mustache is really a nose hair comb over

 

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You Know You’re To Old To Trick Or Treat When…

A scary pumpkin, no, how 'bout pissed pumpkin.  You know you're to old to Trick or Treat when...

And don’t forget Top Ten Reasons Why Seniors Shouldn’t Trick or Treat 10. You keep on knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. … Continue reading

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Top Ten Reasons Why Seniors Shouldn’t Go Trick Or Treating

Top ten reasons why seniors should not go trick or treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.  9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.  8. You ask for high fiber candy only.  7. When someone drops a candy bar in … Continue reading

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Caution: Senior Moment In Progress

Caution: Senior moment in progress!
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New Fertility Technology. Childbirth At 65!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. ‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked. … Continue reading

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More Perks To Getting Old!

There is nothing left to learn the hard way. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. No one expects you to run, anywhere. People call at 9pm and ask, “Did I wake you?” People no longer … Continue reading

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I’m Not Going To Like This!

I'm not going to like this!  Why dogs shouldn't be in the front seat, especially with an elderly driver!
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