New Senior Health Plan

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot … Continue reading

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It’s Sad, My Pharmacy List Is Longer Than My Grocery List

It's sad... my pharmacy list is longer than my grocery list
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A Health Message From Freeduh

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s ass. It’s the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would … Continue reading

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Seniors Need Extra Cash?

Seniors need extra cash?  Sell your unused medications
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In Case Santa Has A Senior Moment…

Santa, I'll tweet you my list just in case you get a Senior Moment
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Saving The Economy

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not … Continue reading

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Gentle Thoughts For The Day

- Birds of a feather flock together…and then shit on your car.   – A penny saved is a government oversight. – The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your … Continue reading

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Eighty Year Old Grandma Still Loves To Drive Her Own Car

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker . I was … Continue reading

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What Did One Saggy Boob Say To The Other?

What did one saggy boob say to the other?  You better get support soon or people will think you're nuts!
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Grandpa Remembering The Good Old Days

Grandpa remembering the good old days

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to a corner store with $1, and I’d come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box … Continue reading

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