By following our two simple steps to financial freedom you too can make lots of money working at home*
1. Buy The Jesus Toaster
2. Sell the ‘Miracle Toast’ on Ebay.
For an even greater cash windfall, stand outside your church after each service waving a Jesus engraved piece of toast and shout, “It’s a miracle, it’s a miracle!”
* We guarantee that you will not make any money from this, but results may vary.