More Perks To Getting Old!

  1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  2. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
  3. No one expects you to run, anywhere.
  4. People call at 9pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  6. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
  7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
  8. You can eat supper at 4pm.
  9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
  10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
  11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
  12. You can’t remember if you sent this list to anyone.

* Remember. Never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night!

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