Monthly Archives: September 2011

In Case Of Fire – Exit Before You Tweet About It

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it!
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Life Is Tough

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

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A Hangover is …

“A hangover is just God’s way of saying you kicked ass last night” – anonymous

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Let’s Eat Grandpa. Let’s Eat, Grandpa.

Correct punctuation can save a person’s life!

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Are Humans The Only Animal That Stutter?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. A little girl raises her hand and says, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some … Continue reading

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The Lottery Is Up To ….

Your not really going to throw your money away on the lottery, are you?  But it's up to life insurance for a family of four
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Amazingly Enough I Don’t Give A Shit!

Amazingly enough I don't give a shit!
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Find The 44th U.S. President

Find the 44th US President.

Find the 44th U.S. President Congratulations you’re not color blind!

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Senior Citizens Are The Nation’s Leading Carriers Of Aids!

Senior citizens are the largest carriers of aids

Senior citizens are the nation’s leading carriers of aids! Hearing Aids Roll Aids Walking Aids Medical Aids Government Aids Monetary Aid to their kids

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I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr … Continue reading

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