Monthly Archives: June 2011

To All My Friends And Relatives

To all my friends and relatives who have sent me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck ... none of that shit worked!  Send cash, vodka, chocolate, italian food, wine or airline tickets instead!
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Things Got You Down, Well Consider These …

In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the … Continue reading

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Two Little Boys

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher … Continue reading

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Know The Symptoms, Please Read!

Recently I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs … Continue reading

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Murder At WalMart

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her … Continue reading

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Tyson Foods Eliminates Labor Day In Favor Of A Muslim Holiday

* Note from the editor @ Freeduh * Below is partial content of an email that we received (we removed some extraneous comments), and we would like to set the story straight, but first read on … Tyson Foods Eliminates … Continue reading

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A Man And An Ostrich Walk Into A Restaurant …

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says … Continue reading

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In The Year 2011 The Lord Came Unto Noah…

In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said, ‘Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build … Continue reading

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As Soon As This Happens Retire With Dignity!

As soon as this happens to you, retire with dignity
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