Monthly Archives: May 2011

Where’s My Sunday Paper?

Where's my Sunday paper?!

“Where is my SUNDAY paper?!” The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY”. There … Continue reading

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Re-Using Bottle Tops A Green Medal Winner!

Re using bottle tops to seal bags step 1

Seal Plastic Bags with Old Bottle Caps. What a great idea, no more twist ties or rubber bands, instead use bottle tops to seal a bag! This methods is water proof and air tight. Cut up a disposable water bottle … Continue reading

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I Really Feel Like I’m Slowing Down

I really feel like I'm slowing down!
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I’m Just Trying To Warn You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He … Continue reading

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The New Hearing Aid

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The … Continue reading

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The Boss Walks Into The Office

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage … Continue reading

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Standard Pricing Policy

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill.  Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces.  ”The … Continue reading

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He’s Been Dead For 8 Years!

Bob!! I'm tired of you blaming the dog!  He's been dead for 8 years!!
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Saudi Arabia – The Huge Oil Producing Elephant In The Room

Saudi Arabia, the huge oil producing elephant in the room
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Farm Kid Writing Home From Marine Boot Camp

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are … Continue reading

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