There I was on my way to work … getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind … wasn’t even on the horizon .. I was in a great mood .. and then … I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it … he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’
So, I look down at him and said, ‘Well, which one are you then?’……
… and that’s when the fight started.