Monthly Archives: May 2011

I Am Not Happy!

There I was on my way to work … getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind … wasn’t even on the horizon .. I was in a great mood .. and then … I rear-ended a … Continue reading

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On The Third Day …

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his … Continue reading

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Porn Found On Bin Laden’s Computer

Porn found on Bin Laden's computer
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You Never Listen To Me When You’re Cooking!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn … Continue reading

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Pack Your Bags, I Won The Lottery!

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh my … Continue reading

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Ewe Tube

Ewe Tube - A setup for a thousand jokes
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Mother Superior Called All The Nuns Together …

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired of chardonay.”

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A Polish Immigrant Went To The DMZ …

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters, ‘C Z W I X N O … Continue reading

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Tie Me Up!

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.

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Marriage Is A Relationship

“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.” – Anonymous

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