Aspire To Inspire Before You Expire

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

I am not available right now, I am making some changes in my life, but thank you for caring enough to call.  Please leave a message after the beep.  If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.

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My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is, that by the time you are old enough to know your way around, you are not going anywhere.

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God mad man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error

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