If You Don’t Laugh At These – You Might Just Be A Redneck!
- A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow … but she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.
- How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink.” And the clerk replies … “Go ahead.”
- Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of high schools.
- Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder: a) The DNA is all the same b)There are no dental records.
- Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck!!! If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been a teethbrush!
- Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
- A new Redneck law was just recently passed. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
- Did you hear that the Redneck Governor’s Mansion burned down? ’Yep… Prit’near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof … up in flames, and the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.’
- A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, ‘Got any I.D.?’ And the driver replies, ‘Bout wut?’
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