Jeff Foxworthy’s View Of Michigan

You might live in Michigan if …

  • If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.
  • If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan.
  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.
  • If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in MIchigan.
  • If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Michigan.
  • If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan.
  • If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan.
  • If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan.
  • If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.
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