Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

At  Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including
human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told  him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the  week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were
ill, and she  said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ Little Johnny responded,
‘I have  pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.’

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