Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

A  little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she
could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed,
‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let  me
be late!’
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a  curb and fell,
getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She  got up, brushed
herself off, and started running again! As she ran she  once again began
to ray ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late…But  please don’t shove
me either!’

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