Getting Old – Old Man Walks Into An Ice Cream Parlor

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself
slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”

“No,” he replied, “Arthritis.”

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