He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

- Douglas Adams

Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?
It's perfect! Another indoor bathroom! How did you know?!

It's Perfect! Another Indoor Bathroom! How Did You Know?!

Cold Winter

The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.  It must be true because the squirrels are gathering NUTS.  Three of my neighbors have disappeared. Are you O.K.?

It's A Boy!

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled ... more
Get outta the way, Indian!  I'm trying to... Wait, am I tripping?  God-damn it, I am.  I'm tripping balls.

Get Outta The Way, Indian! I'm Trying To...

News Of Major Infighting Within The Catholic Church

An unnamed Cardinal Priest of the Catholic Church has leaked information of major infighting or a division within the church's College of Cardinals. The cardinals as a whole agree upon the urgency of maintaining a global Catholic orthodoxy and battling the decline in membership, but there are two ... more
Amazingly enough I don't give a shit!

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit!

Splinters In Her Crotch

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big ... more
N. Korea releases new Kim Jong Un photo, pic emphasizes military experience.

N. Korea Releases New Kim Jong Un Photo

9-1-1 What Is Your Emergency?

These are Memphis, TN's REAL 911 Calls! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an ... more
Name that picture

It's Time For Fun - Name The Picture!

Try to name the picture before scrolling down and looking at the answer.       Did you get it? Give up? Don't strain too hard... Light ... more
Obama is a presented with a plaque with his new Indian name 'Walking Eagle'

President Obama's New Indian Name 'Walking Eagle'

President Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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