"Aspire to inspire before you expire." - Anonymous
Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?
No, No, No!  I said, "Off to the Schmidt house."

No, No, No! I said, "Off to the Schmidt house."

Senior citizens are the largest carriers of aids

Senior Citizens Are The Nation's Leading Carriers Of Aids!

Senior citizens are the nation's leading carriers of aids! Hearing Aids Roll Aids Walking Aids Medical Aids Government Aids Monetary Aid to their kids

A Woman Getting Married For The Fourth Time Walks Into A Bridal Shop

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A ... more
"Jesus Christ!  Slow The Fuck Down!", said the snail riding on the tortoise

Slow The F#ck Down!

Mark Twain - Another Rule

"I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping." - Mark Twain
Laugh if you want, but at least dad stayed cool

This Is For Not Buying Me A Mercedes When I Turn 16

The Pope And Obama Are On The Same Stage

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep ... more

Super Funny – Cause Unfortunately It’s True!

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking ... more
This can be classified as Green Cooking, Thanks Global Warming, Sheer Ingenious or You Can Tell You're A Redneck if...

Is It Green Cooking, Multi-Tasking, Ingenious Or Redneck?

Maybe it's all of the above (title)... Thanks to a global-warming-is-bs non-knowing ingenious Redneck this idea helps initiate both Green Cooking and Ideas For Mom's On The Go and also ... more
Up close this looks like a picture of Albert Einstein but stand back and you see Marilyn Monroe!  Try it!

I Got Off My Chair To Try This! Einstein and Marilyn Monroe

Up close you see a picture of Albert Einstein, but get up off your chair (you can do it!), stand back and look ... it's Marilyn Monroe! Now what do you think of eyewitness testimony?

Time To Think ... Four Questions Plus A Bonus

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.  They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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