Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - anonymous
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Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7... Foursomes are encouraged. #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5... Three ... more

On The Third Day ...

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the ... more
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Catholic Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ... more
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Times When It's Okay To Say 'Holy S--t!'

Yogi Berra on Steve McQueen

[On seeing a Steve McQueen movie] "He must have made that before he died." - Yogi Berra

Mark Twain - Remain Silent

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving protest marred by splintering turkey factions.  Gingrich's child-janitors idea would cost schools billions.  Pepper spraying UC-Davis officer to star in new sitcom with Reba McEntire.

Thanksgiving Protest Marred By Splintering Turkey Factions

Find the 44th US President.

Find The 44th U.S. President

Find the 44th U.S. President Congratulations you're not color blind!
The original Rednek Wine Glass

Imbibe With This Trailer-Park-Perfect Glass!

Click this link to be the hit of gift giving and holiday parties! The Original Rednek Wine Glass
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Best T-Shirt Design!

I am going to be an ironman

I'm Training For An Ironman

Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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