"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear"

- Norm ("Cheers")

Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?
I thought you were getting dressed up as a vampire, like Bela Lugosi

I Thought You Were Dressing Up As A Vampire For Halloween?

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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

USS-Reagan

The USS Barack Obama

USS REAGAN Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective.... ENORMOUS! When the Bridge pipes ' Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this ... more

Why Won't They Put Obama On A Stamp?

Nobody will know which side to spit on!

Fathom The Hypocrisy

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured ... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen." - anonymous

Yogi on the game

"The game's not over 'til it's over." - Yogi Berra
Sign on Obama's office chair, "Gone Fund Raising".

Gone Fund Raising

Obama comparing medals with an Army General

It's So Sad That They're So Funny Because They're So True

Life imitating art.  This guy nailed it

Life Imitating Art

Holy Shit Halloween Costume

Holy Sh*t!

Hay now that's creative or When farm boys get bored or Hay it's not just for dinner

When Farm Boys Get Bored

Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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