"Aspire to inspire before you expire." - Anonymous
Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?
Trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth!

Trespassers Will Be Hog Tied And Told They Have A Purty Mouth!

If You Don't Laugh At These - You Might Just Be A Redneck!

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow  ... but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?  When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink."  And the clerk replies ... "Go ahead." Did you hear ... more
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Trunk Monkey

Detroiters In Heaven

Saint Peter was at the Pearly Gates when 40 people from Detroit arrived.   Never having seen Detroiters at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he'd have to check with God. Well, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous people from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to ... more
What kind of best friend would remove your testicles

What Kind Of Best Friend Would Remove Your Testicles

Nope...this morning feels more like "Occupy Bedsheets"

This Morning Feels More Like "Occupy Bedsheets"

Just comparing how George W Bush throws a baseball compared to Obama

Just Comparing

Jobs not only missed the turn but ditched in a snowbank

Jobs Missed The Turn And Then Some

A Christmas Divorce - A Must Read If You Have Grown Children!

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your holiday, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of ... more
Dog toilet bowl

No That's Not A Mutant Dog

It's a Doggie Toilet Bowl, ←click to order
Miss Kentucky and Mr. Bear.  A once in a lifetime photo opportunity.  Priceless moments.

Does The Bear Look Like He's Smiling Too?

Make up and hair style ..... $500.00 Dress for the show ..... $700.00 Stuffed Bear ..... $300.00 This picture ..... Priceless!
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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