"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams
- New York police round up wandering cow in Brooklyn park
- Swiss flushing away millions in gold and silver every year
- Exorcism excise: U.S. psychic pleads guilty to $3.5 million tax evasion
- Having the right name at the right, or sometimes wrong, time
- Crayfish staff help Czech brewery keep its water as pure as can be
- Hospital allow kids to drive themselves to operating room
- Geneva toilets flush with cash
- Staying fit: Japan's elderly hits record in challenge to labor market
- Pet deaths in Japan: dignified but dog-gone expensive
- Venezuela's new plan to beat hunger: Breed rabbits
Getting Old - Old Man Walks Into An Ice Cream Parlor
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
Grandpa Remembering The Good Old Days
When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to a corner store with $1, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of ... more
Little Known History Of How Yodeling Began
Many, many years ago a young man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and he had nowhere to sleep. He approached a nearby farmhouse and asked the farmer if he might spend the night. The hospitable farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. ... more
Super Funny – Cause Unfortunately It’s True!
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking ... more
The Perfect Fairy Tale!
A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and played golf and raced cars and played poker all night long and went to ... more
Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more
Definition Of A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more
New Senior Health Plan
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more
A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more
Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more