"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
- Mark Twain
- Gulp! Georgian boy solves six Rubik's cubes under water in one breath
- Karachi's rooftop cattle get a crane lift to the ground
- Swiss brothers get ready to refloat the bubble car
- Scorching weather helps uncover archeological sites around Britain
- Muja the alligator still alive and snapping in his 80s at Belgrade Zoo
- Trump 'live figure' thumps Merkel at Berlin's Madame Tussauds
- Paris residents peeved at very public eco-friendly urinals
- Face value: Australians seek free portraits of Queen Elizabeth
- Who let the goats out? Runaway herd invades Idaho neighborhood
- Christmas comes early for London department store
Remember Blonde Jokes?
A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really excited......finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box ... more
She Said, "What's On TV?" I Said, "Dust."
How to start a fight! One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight ... more
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Barocky Road Ice Cream
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: “ Barocky Road”. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half ... more
Five Parachutes And Four Passengers
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of ... more
Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more
Definition Of A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more
New Senior Health Plan
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more
A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more
Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more