"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

- Anonymous

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Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl  whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest  day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then  said, 'So why is the groom wearing  ... more
What to name your WiFi Network

What To Name Your WiFi Network

The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter ... more

Atheist In The Woods

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ... more
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Three Reasons Not To Leave Michigan

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If You Have One Of These - You Might Just Be A Redneck

Economic Stimulus Payment Info

Stimulus Payment Info. "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where ... more

Standard Pricing Policy

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill.  Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.  "The only hope left for your loved one at this time ... more
The original Rednek Wine Glass

Imbibe With This Trailer-Park-Perfect Glass!

Click this link to be the hit of gift giving and holiday parties! The Original Rednek Wine Glass

Ted Turner Proposes One-Child Policy - Because Of Global Warming!

I'll speculate here that most people have an opinion on global warming; whether it was a bandwagon for celebrities to jump on, an idea to capitalize on, or a reality, Ted Turner has his own ideas on this subject. You can read Ted Turner Proposes One-Child Policy, China Expert Responds with Facts ... more
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Stay Off The Course … Or Else!

Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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