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Grandpa Was Wearing Only A Shirt!

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off ... more
Obama Toilet Paper

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me!

I know there's a joke here about sh*tty job but... (someone help me out!)
Moose hunting in Maine

Moose Hunting In Maine

The New Hearing Aid

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your ... more

What Andy Rooney Didn't Say About Older Women

In praise of older women. As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the ... more

Rrriiiiinnnggg, Rrriiiiinnnggg

Phone ringing... "Hello?" "Hi Honey, this is Daddy, is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe." After a brief pause ... Daddy replies, "But Honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right ... more
Preview of Obama's 2012 campaign poster - Give me one more chance - no job, no house, no gas, no food, no problem 2012

Preview Obama's New 2012 Campaign Poster

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What Will I Be When I Grow Up?

Ted Turner Proposes One-Child Policy - Because Of Global Warming!

I'll speculate here that most people have an opinion on global warming; whether it was a bandwagon for celebrities to jump on, an idea to capitalize on, or a reality, Ted Turner has his own ideas on this subject. You can read Ted Turner Proposes One-Child Policy, China Expert Responds with Facts ... more
A Canadian Kiss

A Canadian Kiss

Not just for Halloween!  Dallas Cowboys cheerleader costume

Not Just For Halloween! Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader

Adult Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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