"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband." - Anonymous
Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?
women only parking lot at the Mall of America

New Law: Women Only Parking Lot At The Mall Of America

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots,especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of ... more

Woman Smart. Man Dumb.

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a ... more

Murder At WalMart

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious ... more

First Woman President

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman,  a Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United  States, Susan Boudreaux. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my ... more

Douglas Adams - In the beginning ...

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

Some People Are Like Slinkies

"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs." - Anonymous
4 Cain accusers band together - album, tour planned.  Perry unable to name any third stooge.  Defiant Cain: I will add a flag behind me for every accusation.

Where Some See Grope - Cain Sees Only Hope

Obama And The Undertaker

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel.  While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100". The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back ... more
The original Rednek Wine Glass

Imbibe With This Trailer-Park-Perfect Glass!

Click this link to be the hit of gift giving and holiday parties! The Original Rednek Wine Glass

Letter From The Wife - I Love The P.S.

To my darling  husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let  you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the ... more

Proof Readeng Is A Dyeing Art

Headlines from the news: Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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