"If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later."

- Mark Twain

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Little Known History Of How Yodeling Began

Many, many years ago a young man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and he had nowhere to sleep. He approached a nearby farmhouse and asked the farmer if he might spend the night. The hospitable farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. ... more

Learning To Identify Flavors By Their Color

The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red = Cherry. Yellow = Lemon. Green = Lime. Orange = Orange. Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your ... more

Over Qualified To Pick Lemons?

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual ... more

People Will Never Forget How You Made Them Feel... The Blue Rose

Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered to go to the store for her to get some needed items, which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags, detergent and Clorox. So off I went. I scurried around the store, gathered up my goodies and headed for the checkout ... more

Did you know? Thomas Edison Invented Wax Paper

Find the 44th US President.

Find The 44th U.S. President

Find the 44th U.S. President Congratulations you're not color blind!
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Proof Readeng Is A Dyeing Art

Headlines from the news: Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert ... more
This can be classified as Green Cooking, Thanks Global Warming, Sheer Ingenious or You Can Tell You're A Redneck if...

Is It Green Cooking, Multi-Tasking, Ingenious Or Redneck?

Maybe it's all of the above (title)... Thanks to a global-warming-is-bs non-knowing ingenious Redneck this idea helps initiate both Green Cooking and Ideas For Mom's On The Go and also ... more

The Cajun Hackberry Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company

One dark night outside of Westlake, a small town in Louisiana, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the five departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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