"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

- Mark Twain

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Getting Old - Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."

The Irish Confessional

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world. When the priest comes in, the Irishman excitedly ... more

My Last Trip To Costco

Yesterday I was at my local Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, theWonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her ... more
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Florida Squirrels

There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church , The Methodist Church , The Catholic Church and The ... more

You Know You're A True Michigander Eh

"Vacation" means going up north on I-75. You measure distance in hours. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You see ... more

Wine Improves With Age

"Wine improves with age: the older I get, the better I like it" - Anonymous
Porn found on Bin Laden's computer

Porn Found On Bin Laden's Computer

N. Korea releases new Kim Jong Un photo, pic emphasizes military experience.

N. Korea Releases New Kim Jong Un Photo

John-Pugh-Taylor-Hall-California-State-University

John Pugh Trompe L'oeil 3D Murals

Obama get your hand out of my pocket!  I can stimulate myself!

At Least Obama Can Make Us Laugh (Groan)

A Mothers Love

A Mother's Love

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" The mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're lucky you ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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