"If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later."

- Mark Twain

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Little Johnny To The Rescue – Warning! This Is Hilarious

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend ... more

The Green Bay Packers vs. Obama

After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards. During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick. During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and a backup ... more
Top ten reasons why seniors should not go trick or treating

Top Ten Reasons Why Seniors Shouldn't Go Trick Or Treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.  9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.  8. You ask for high fiber candy only.  7. When someone drops ... more
A graph of Jobs going down, down, down.  It also doubles as Obamas approval rating!

It Doubles As Your Approval Rating

Facebook and remembering the old days

I was just reminiscing about the old days ... I just started using Facebook (yes I know late to being in the in-crowd), anyways I have messages posted on my wall (if that's the proper lingo), and I was remembering the old days when we posted messages on the public restrooms stalls ... 'For a ... more

Aspire To Inspire

"Aspire to inspire before you expire." - Anonymous
The Barocky Road Ice Cream - half vanilla, half chocolate and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

Barocky Road Ice Cream

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: “ Barocky Road”. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half ... more
In debate, Cain says Watergroping 'Not Considered Torture' especially if the terrorist led you on

Cain Says Watergroping 'Not Considered Torture'

This edition of the Bad Reporter Highlights: - In debat, Cain says Watergroping, 'Not considered torture...Especially if the terrorist led you on' - The surging Gingrich is ... more

Ted Turner Proposes One-Child Policy - Because Of Global Warming!

I'll speculate here that most people have an opinion on global warming; whether it was a bandwagon for celebrities to jump on, an idea to capitalize on, or a reality, Ted Turner has his own ideas on this subject. You can read Ted Turner Proposes One-Child Policy, China Expert Responds with Facts ... more

A Young Arab Asks His Father ...

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun." "And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man. "It's a 'djbellah' because in the ... more
Men can fix anything

Men Can Fix Anything

Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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