"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there."

- Charles Bukowski

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I Am Not Happy!

There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon .. I was in a great mood .. and then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you ... more
Anthony's pretty roommate Maria

Anthony's Italian Mother, MaMa, comes to dinner...

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty ... more
women only parking lot at the Mall of America

New Law: Women Only Parking Lot At The Mall Of America

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots,especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of ... more
As soon as this happens to you, retire with dignity

As Soon As This Happens Retire With Dignity!

Fathom The Hypocrisy

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured ... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen." - anonymous
a-card-for-you

A Card For You

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there. To: YOU Date: TODAY From: GOD Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE ... more
Obama Toilet Paper

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me!

I know there's a joke here about sh*tty job but... (someone help me out!)

The Pope And Obama Are On The Same Stage

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep ... more

I Love To Read A Story With A Happy Ending!

Three armed felons crossed the U.S. border and attempted to rob a man while he stood in front of a bank. The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle. However, the intended victim was a well prepared off duty El Paso police officer ... more
Ukulele Kid from YouTube

Ukulele Kid

best t-shirt design

Best T-Shirt Design!

Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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