"You've got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

- Yogi Berra

Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?

Puns For The "Educated" Minded

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was ... more
Grandpa remembering the good old days

Grandpa Remembering The Good Old Days

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to a corner store with $1, and I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of ... more
How much longer on your 'Occupy Bathroom Movement'?

How Much Longer On Your 'Occupy Bathroom Movement'?


The USS Barack Obama

USS REAGAN Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective.... ENORMOUS! When the Bridge pipes ' Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this ... more

Facebook and remembering the old days

I was just reminiscing about the old days ... I just started using Facebook (yes I know late to being in the in-crowd), anyways I have messages posted on my wall (if that's the proper lingo), and I was remembering the old days when we posted messages on the public restrooms stalls ... 'For a ... more

Putting Your Affairs In Order

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate ... more
N. Korea releases new Kim Jong Un photo, pic emphasizes military experience.

N. Korea Releases New Kim Jong Un Photo

Five Parachutes And Four Passengers

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of ... more
Hearing Protection

Hearing Protection

Hay now that's creative or When farm boys get bored or Hay it's not just for dinner

When Farm Boys Get Bored

Tyson Foods Eliminates Labor Day In Favor Of A Muslim Holiday

* Note from the editor @ Freeduh * Below is partial content of an email that we received (we removed some extraneous comments), and we would like to set the story straight, but first read on ... Tyson Foods Eliminates Labor Day in Favor of A Muslim Holiday! Tyson Food in Shelbyville, ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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