[On seeing a Steve McQueen movie] "He must have made that before he died."

- Yogi Berra

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How To Call The Police!

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.  George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the ... more

Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl  whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest  day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then  said, 'So why is the groom wearing  ... more
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Fishing In Michigan - "Up North"

New disclosure rules take effect on doctors ties to drug companies

New Disclosure Rules On Doctors Ties To Drug Companies

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Andy Rooney - Right To Pray

Andy Rooney says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out ... more

Knowledge Is Knowing And Wisdom Is ...

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - anonymous
Porn found on Bin Laden's computer

Porn Found On Bin Laden's Computer

Larry the Cable Guy, a comedian that makes perfect sense, helping to solve our country's problems

This Makes Sense - Let's Get 'Er Done!

Larry the Cable Guy is a comedian, but if you listen to what he says, it makes sense! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our Country lately: Illegal ... more
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An Old Chinese Proverb...

Old Chinese Proverb, "If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the . . ."
Is he racing or is he practicing, at least he's wearing protection

At Least He's Wearing Protection

How Many Of Each Animal Did Moses Put On The Ark?

1. How many of each animal did Moses put on the Ark? 2. What word starts with an "e", and ends with an "e", and usually has only one letter in it? 3. In Three Rivers, Michigan, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why not? 4. What is the center of gravity? 5. Forward ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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