"If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later."
- Mark Twain
- She came, she saw, she conquered, British woman claims conker crown
- Kangaroo attacks couple in northeastern Australia, injures woman
- Rwandan entrepreneur woos drinkers with beetroot wine
- A wagging finger sticking out of your mobile phone is creepy. Why?
- Purrfect job; Russian town hires cat chief to attend to strays
- Axe throwing takes aim at sunny Los Angeles
- And the fattest bear in Alaska is ... 409 Beadnose
- Dogs owners march on UK parliament demanding new Brexit 'Wooferendum'
- Whoops! Typos on highway signs vex drivers from New York to Ohio
- Houston officials block brothel from featuring sex dolls
Chamiqua Be Headin' Fo' Yo As$
It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, ... more
Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Steve Martin - Sex
"Sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy." - Steve Martin
The Green Bay Packers vs. Obama
After the Packers/Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards. During the Packers/Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb and they had to play backup Michael Vick. During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and a backup ... more
Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more
Definition Of A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more
New Senior Health Plan
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more
A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more
Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more