"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress."

- Steve Martin

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They Fight For Us And Keep A Sense Of Humor!

No need for the bag this year Santa, everything the kids want is on this memory stick.

There's No Need For The Bag This Year Santa

Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

At  Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told  him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the  week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she  said, ... more

Deer Camp

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Boudreaux’s wife Clotile puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Boudreaux's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable ... more

Mark Twain - A Rule

"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." - Mark Twain
GOP Leaders still searching for any remaining candidates.  GOP's 'Occupy Sesame Street' protests intensifying

GOP Leaders Still Searching For Any Remaining Candidate

Highlights from the Bad Reporter: - GOP LEADERS STILL SEARCHING FOR ANY REMAINING CANDIDATES. Soiled wrapper at bottom 'still undecided'. Flattered, will make decision very ... more

The White House Gardener Was Fired

It had just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents. When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said, "All I did was go into the Oval Office and ask, Has anyone seen the spade and hoe?"

Time To Think ... Four Questions Plus A Bonus

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.  They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of ... more

Burglary In Florida

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a "generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder." (That's the way the police report ... more
Free BBQ Grills and great gift idea

Free BBQ Grills - Also A Great Gift Idea

We just found out that there are many stores running an unadvertised special - FREE BBQ GRILLS! If you like to grill all year round like us you will be excited too! And, with the ... more
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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