"Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything."
- Steve Martin
- Motorists of the world take heart: even popes get flat tires
- Delta Air to tighten rules for onboard service animals
- Ice packs: Cigarette smugglers find frozen route to Lithuania
- Protesters yank down angel sculpture in Athens, saying it looks like Satan
- Pope stops popemobile to comfort fallen horseback policewoman
- Psychic paid $3.5 million for exorcisms gets prison for evading U.S. taxes
- Peru shamans hold rituals, foresee good news during Pope's visit
- Goldman co-COO's ex-assistant charged with stealing $1.2 million of wine
- Alien sightings are no excuse for filing your tax return late
- Dinosaur tail to be auctioned for Mexico quake reconstruction
Are Humans The Only Animal That Stutter?
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe ... more
What's The Difference Between ...
What's the difference between St. Patricks Day and Martin Luther King Day? During St. Patricks Day everyone wants to be Irish.
Subject: Calmness I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things ... more
Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses." "You crafty bastard," said the ... more
Find The 44th U.S. President
Find the 44th U.S. President Congratulations you're not color blind!
Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more
Definition Of A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more
New Senior Health Plan
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more
A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more
Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more