"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

- Mark Twain

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The Pee G.A.

The Pee G.A.

Drinking With A Michigan Girl

A  Mexican, an Arab, and a  Michigan girl are in the same bar. When the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The ... more

A Woman Getting Married For The Fourth Time Walks Into A Bridal Shop

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride to be said: "A ... more

It Ain't Easy Being Truthful And Honest

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."  She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told ... more
Laugh if you want, but at least dad stayed cool

This Is For Not Buying Me A Mercedes When I Turn 16

Give a man to fish and he'll eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he'll be surrounded by busy bodies telling him how they can do it better.

Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day, Teach A Man To Fish And...

Porn found on Bin Laden's computer

Porn Found On Bin Laden's Computer

Over Qualified To Pick Lemons?

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual ... more
spotted-dick

Spotted Dick

Why do they package Spotted Dick in a metal can? If it was in rubber wouldn't that prevent the spottedness? When I first saw this in our local grocery store, I had to look ... more
Free BBQ Grills and great gift idea

Free BBQ Grills - Also A Great Gift Idea

We just found out that there are many stores running an unadvertised special - FREE BBQ GRILLS! If you like to grill all year round like us you will be excited too! And, with the ... more

Simply Amazing! Catherine Destivelle Doing What Local Men Haven't!

Here is a 'Blast From The Past' ... Catherine Destivelle soloing on a sandstone cliff in the Mali Desert, filmed in 1987. Just Amazing!
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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