He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
- Douglas Adams
- Chicago alligator stakeout snaps shut after professional catches reptile
- Colombian caught in Spain with cocaine under toupee
- The longest toilet break? Belgian sits for five days in bid for record
- Sneakers give art a run for its money at first-of-a-kind Sotheby's auction
- Lithuanian couple defends world wife-carrying championship title
- Later alligator: Chicago wants scaly resident out of local lagoon
- 'Best day ever!' Internet pokes fun at Mexico's finance minister grim-faced job acceptance
- Flight crew restrains 'God' aboard Delta flight, returns to Puerto Rico
- Stowaway falls from plane over London, narrowly missing sunbather
- Feeling the heat? Estonian takes his sauna on the road, literally
The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a very cold winter. It must be true because the squirrels are gathering NUTS. Three of my neighbors have disappeared. Are you O.K.?
It's A Boy!
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled ... more
News Of Major Infighting Within The Catholic Church
An unnamed Cardinal Priest of the Catholic Church has leaked information of major infighting or a division within the church's College of Cardinals. The cardinals as a whole agree upon the urgency of maintaining a global Catholic orthodoxy and battling the decline in membership, but there are two ... more
Splinters In Her Crotch
A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big ... more
Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more
Definition Of A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more
New Senior Health Plan
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more
A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more
Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more