"My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine." - Anonymous
- Iowa billboard mannequin startles motorists, loses job
- Death by chocolate: a problem for bears in New Hampshire
- Singapore smoker fined $15,000 for throwing butts out of window
- Activists arrested after dousing Lenin's tomb with holy water
- Israeli selfie from Miss Universe contest causes stir in Lebanon
- Indian censor official quits over spiritual leader's Bollywood dreams
- Seattle Seahawks-loving city manager bans cheese ahead of Green Bay Packers game
- Eight-foot alligator found at L.A. home suspected of eating cats
- 'Thumbs up' robber recognizes clerk, gives Colorado store a pass
- Night lines banned at shops in some Venezuela states; scarcity persists
Why Won't They Put Obama On A Stamp?
Nobody will know which side to spit on!
This Makes Sense - Let's Get 'Er Done!
Larry the Cable Guy is a comedian, but if you listen to what he says, it makes sense! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our Country lately: Illegal ... more
Ass-holes for Sale
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their "soon-to-be" new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No ... more
Holes Around The World
These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying. The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are. Kimberley Big Hole - South ... more
Mark Twain - Be Good
"Be good & you will be lonesome." - Mark Twain
New Senior Health Care Plan
So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three ... more
Do You Do It Immigrant Style?
An illegal immigrant spotted a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asked. "$100," she replied. In broken English, he said, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No", she replied. "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she said, not knowing what immigrant ... more
Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more
Definition Of A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more
New Senior Health Plan
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more
A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more
Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy, How Was I Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more