"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."

- Mark Twain

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A Cardiologists Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that ... more
Porn found on Bin Laden's computer

Porn Found On Bin Laden's Computer

Tie Me Up!

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
We are 52 light-years from home and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?

So We're 52 Light-Years From Home...And Now...

Did you remember to turn off the lights and plug in the car?

Did You Turn Off The Lights And Plug In The Car?

This is why you don't talk or text on a cell phone when you drive!

Do You See The Motorcyle?

Do you see the motorcycle in this picture? Now do you see it? The Honda crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately 85 mph. The VW driver was talking on a cell phone ... more

New Bin Laden Drink

In celebration of Osama Bin Laden going bye-bye, there is a new drink called "The Bin Laden", it is two shots and a splash of water!

In The Year 2011 The Lord Came Unto Noah...

In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said, 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans' He gave Noah ... more
Not just for Halloween!  Dallas Cowboys cheerleader costume

Not Just For Halloween! Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader

Adult Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader

It All Began With An iPhone

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.  He just loved it.  Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch. September came by, so ... more
Up close this looks like a picture of Albert Einstein but stand back and you see Marilyn Monroe!  Try it!

I Got Off My Chair To Try This! Einstein and Marilyn Monroe

Up close you see a picture of Albert Einstein, but get up off your chair (you can do it!), stand back and look ... it's Marilyn Monroe! Now what do you think of eyewitness testimony?
Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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