"Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they don't quite mean so much, except you get to hang out with all your working friends."

- Primus

Kodak is being demolished.  My parents had an instamatic I'll send them a picture!We found that your child does not interact well with mobile devicesLio has Show and Tell today at school!That's odd... the weather called for no cloudsMitt Romney tax problems is that he's mostly in stocksIs that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?

Help The Hillary Clinton Monument Committee

HERB AND RUTH ARE FRIENDS OF OURS, SO PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN!!! RIGHT!!!! Dear Friends and Relatives: Ruth and I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted ... more

I Notice You Buy A Lot Of Bandages

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little ... more

First Woman President

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman,  a Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United  States, Susan Boudreaux. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my ... more

Seven Degrees Of Cajun

FIRST DEGREE Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The wife said, "Who was that?" Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to ... more
The boys are back in town for one thing, a stag party!  Watch this video from BBC One - Showdown in Elk Town

The Boys Are Back In Town For One Thing, A Stag Party!

Ponderisms

PONDERISMS: 1.  I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that  most people die of natural causes. 2.  There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3.  Life is sexually transmitted. 4.  Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can ... more

Five Parachutes And Four Passengers

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American history, so America ’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the first pack and jumped out of ... more

New Bin Laden Drink

In celebration of Osama Bin Laden going bye-bye, there is a new drink called "The Bin Laden", it is two shots and a splash of water!
Kiss I'm Shitfaced by Drop Kick Murphys LIve

"Kiss Me I'm Sh!tFaced" Happy St. Patrick's Day

I play in a band, we're the best in the land We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their ... more
Effective Canadian speed control

Canadian Speed Control

How is this for effective speed control? I don't know about you, but this would slow me down! People slow down and actually try to straddle these. This is cheaper than radar ... more
Not my job

Not My Job

Lio is so excited it's snowing that the only sound he makes is, Kloon!

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink To A Blind Man

Deer Hunting by Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last ... more

Definition Of A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he ... more

Amazing Simple Home Remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Men: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood ... more

New Senior Health Plan

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of ... more

A Father Reflected On How Sweet And Innocent His Little Girl Was…

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking ... more

Three Contractors Bidding On A Government Job

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Montana. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The ... more
Daddy how was I born?

Daddy, How Was I Born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born ?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got ... more
For the Christmas Season remember - Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean... against chairs, tables, walls, floors, and ugly people!

For The Christmas Season Remember!

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